و خدا زن را آفريد

با عرض شرمندگی من اين روزها افتادم تو دور نقل کردن ديالوگ‌های باحالی که توی فيلما می‌بينم. ديگه بايد تحمل کنيد تا خودش کم‌کم برطرف بشه. اينم دو تا ديالوگ از «و خدا زن را آفريد»:

- Eric, I'm worried about you.
- Worried?
- You are at the point of falling for her.
- What makes you say that?
- Whenever you look at her, you appear less intelligent.
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- Does she cry?
- Of course not.
- Maybe she does when she's alone.
- She is too much of a bitch for that.
- When it comes to female psychology, my poor boy, you are stuck in the Stone Age.